Johnny Depth
he told you she “wasn’t ready for a relationship.”
But you saw her holding hands with Luca at the farmer’s market a week later.
Welcome to the era of emotional insurance policies, where you're just a placeholder in someone else's plan B.
In this episode, Johnny Depth breaks down:
Why "monkey branching" isn’t a toxic term—it’s a strategy
How modern dating apps trained women to always keep one foot out the door
The difference between attraction, attention, and actual intent
How you can stop being the fallback guy and start being the only option
“If she still follows her ex, and her phone's face-down on the table… you're not in a relationship. You're in a holding pattern.” — Johnny D
📚 Read the Book That Started It All
The podcast is the appetizer. The real chaos lives in the pages of:
It’s wild, it’s true, and it’s painfully hilarious.
A field guide to romantic warfare—written by someone who lived to tell the story.
⚠️ Listen before it’s taken down
This one pulls no punches—and no punches get you shadowbanned these days.
Rate it. Share it. Send it to your friend who keeps confusing attention with affection.
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